Wouldn't you know that, just seconds later, Ramona calls and says she can't find him. He scrambles to decide whether he should go with the sure bets or the real deal. Ultimately, he chooses Ramona, who teaches him the finer points of Romanian geography and social ritual. All in all, they have a good day, and not just because of Ramona's adorable little Yorkie puppy frolicking in the surf. Ramona even says her cheeks hurt from smiling. They make plans to meet up again, and Vinny happily gets a goodnight kiss.

Later that night, Snooki's friend Ryder phones about her visit the next day. Snooki chastises her for being drunk when she's supposed to catch a plane to Miami in a few hours. Given Ryder's state of inebriation, Snooki and JWOWW have to pass the phone back and forth several times to make sense of Ryder's slurry ramblings. Eventually, they realize it's a fool's errand and resign themselves to the fact that Ryder is most likely going to miss her plane.

The next morning, Snooki calls Ryder and gets no answer. She assumes the worst but is pleasantly surprised when Ryder actually shows up. They paint the town red, shopping for sundresses and head over to the place that sells these bad boys. I want to go to there. Snooki explains that she and Ryder like to "go crazy and be stupid." Which is different from every other day in your life how? After a few Coronaritas, they take to the dance floor and to the pool table. It's reminiscent of the good old days when she was dancing on the boardwalk all by her lonesome. As much as I enjoy the earring-removing, hard-scrabble Snooki, we definitely need more of last season's Snooki.