The kids arrive at il club, which is... not unlike da club, only way snazzier because, let's face it, Florence is a more impressive city than Seaside Heights. The bar is flaming, the ladies are writhing (and paid to be!), and, according to Deena, "This is better than D'Jais in Belmar -- and D'Jais is my best place, just saying." As it were, the guys quickly realize that the ladies in Italy... only speak Italian. Vinny becomes the go-to guy for communication. To which JWOWW says, "Good luck!"
While everyone else jubilates in his/her independence, The Situation decides to tie up the loose end that is Snooki. While everyone stares at the two of them like people watching an unavoidable collision, he moves from hugs to cheek kisses to full-on face plants. To her immense credit, Snooki does not have one second of it. She is not mean. But. It. Ain't. Happ'nin'. Even so, the gang is having the most fun. They're beating up that beat like it won't be back tomorrow and testing out their new language skills. Specifically, Deena to Pauly: "Ti piacciono le tette" (i.e. "Do you like the boobs")? Of course he does. At which they embark on a night-long episode of porn tongue. Deena: "I LOVE ITALY!!!!!"
This season: Lots of making out. Lots of fist pumping (pugno di pompaggio), Snooki runs into a cop car. Snooki and Sitch hook up? Then hate each other? Then Sitch goes crazy and ends up on a stretcher? And, from what I can tell, JWOWW still refuses to eat a sandwich. Alas.