Jersey Shore

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Hook-Ups & Beat Downs

That morning, the boys serve up a full English breakfast and Canadian bacon sandwiches to Samantha, who has no sense of shame aboot it whatsoever. Vinny and Pauly tease her about whether she's coming back, though they suspect Sitch will send her back to the Great White North post-haste now that he's gotten what he wants. As they eat, Jose thanks Sitch for letting him stay in his bed. Some time later, Sitch makes a point of calling out Angelina for not being as respectful as her bed buddy. Angelina begrudgingly says thanks, knowing that Sitch's talk of mutual respect will not forestall another confrontation after Jose leaves.

Angelina's friend leaves that afternoon, weirdly telling Angelina that she's proud of her. And why would that be? Angelina worries that her "serenity" is leaving and justifies her bitch-ass behavior by saying she has no real friends in the house. Not to sound like a broken round, but you have no friends because you're a bitch, honey. Not the other way around.

As predicted, Sitch holds a powwow with MVP, JWOWW, and Snooki a bit later to grouse about Angelina taking over his bed. Even JWOWW recognizes that it was dick move, crazier than she could have imagined given the shit that went down just hours before. Why Angelina didn't just put her friend in Sitch's bed (or on the couch, which is probably cleaner than all of those beds anyway), I couldn't tell you. Sometimes I have to remind myself that relentless stupidity is the Occam's Razor binding this house full of nut jobs together. At any rate, Sitch revisits the topic with Angelina when she emerges from the bathroom. He insists all he wanted was an apology or a thank-you like Jose gave. Angelina claims she did thank him, but he says it was only because he forced her to so it doesn't count. And that's unlike now how?

Jersey Shore

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