Angelina stands her ground and tells Sitch to drop it. Of course her response only prolongs this dumb-ass conflict further. He tells her right back to "drop [her] fuckin' big ass," and she tells him, "Drop your ugly face." At that, he calls her a loser. JWOWW interviews that she feels for Angelina a bit since Sitch is a button pusher and is treating her like shit. Angelina repeats JWOWW's words that she deserves to be here, saying she's been nice to everyone and has only been stepped all over. She adds that if anyone wants to say anything, they should say it to her face, then they'll fight. Like me, Sitch can no longer resist the urge to laugh in her face. It's refreshing to see he's realized that you can't argue with crazy. That'll save a lot of energy. He calls her a fraud. She interviews that she no longer wants to have anything to do with these people. So then why be there? Living with these imbeciles for one more week is no badge of honor, dear. You're not earning points for Heaven. If you don't like these people or want to be around them, leave for criminy's sake.
The next morning, we're treated to a vignette of Pauly walking around the house and waking up the whole gang with a voice like an air horn. We've had many such vignettes featuring il mio cuore Pauly D. He seems to be the most good-humored and level-headed kid in the house in many ways. Also? Motorcycle-proof!
And then it's time for some GTL. On the way, the guys notice that the car reeks something fierce. After some digging, they discover a many-days-old grilled cheese sandwich under the floor mat. Says Sitch, "Angelina probably left the Swiss cheese in the car because we all know that rats love cheese."
Back at the house, Angelina pushes JWOWW to tell her the latest round of trash-talking about. JWOWW asks if she's going to leave, weirdly wondering why she might want to leave. The question, dear JWOWW, is why would she not want to leave. I suppose the grim reality of having to pay for Valtrex on the outside might keep her around a little longer. JWOWW says Angelina, who is now crying (again), is not listening to anyone advice and is basically a ticking time bomb.
Gelato shop. Snooki shares with Enzo the checklist of all the traits in her ideal Guido juicehead. She mourns that she's the same position as she was last summer. Enzo, though, is not entirely amused and sends her outside to mop the patio. She attempts it for about five seconds before leaving.