She stomps outside barefoot and takes a last chance to indict Sammi and Ronnie of not being the true friends she thought they were. They're basically like, "Shut up, you jackass. Nobody likes you." I'm paraphrasing, of course, because what do the specifics really matter at this point? And after all this, Angelina says she secretly hoped someone would ask her to stay. Man, what an idiot. There's a bit more back-and-forth between the three least compelling people in the house, and Sitch finally starts waving at her like, "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out." She tells him to get some Botox, and he tells her she's a fucking loser.
Sitch compares Angelina calling him fake to blasphemy, likening himself to a leader in a country where "you would get hung for that type of shit." Okay, come back to Earth, Sitch. Back inside, Vinny and JWOWW climb into bed and mull over what just happened. She wonders what's going through Angelina's head, and Vinny says at least she went out with a bang. JWOWW says she honestly thinks it's for the good of the house that Angelina left, and I'm not going to get into the hypocrisy of that statement when she was just hours before encouraging Angelina to stay... Meanwhile, Sammi says she feels bad how things ended. Ronnie wonders why and says that every fight Sammi got into in the house was because of Angelina. Like what he did there? When in fact he was the cause of all those fights with his gross creeping. Still, Angelina's a shrew, so it's not even worth questioning these statements. Especially when my sweet Pauly reminds us that Angelina slapped him in the face.
Outside, Angelina has barely gotten her bag in the cab before Pauly is inviting Vinny into the newly christened MVP room and showing him where he can put his stuff in the closet space Angelina once occupied. Adios, Schmolie.
Next week: Are we really talking about the note again? And Sitch robs Vinny of a DTF chick again. Wah waaaaaaaaah.
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