Sammi heads downstairs, where Snooki and JWOWW take her outside to subject her for the inquisition for pandering to Ronnie. She trots out her bullshit about things being different and insists that she's going to continue sleeping in their room, but JWOWW isn't swayed. "It's the same shit, different toilet," she says. But does this one have Vinny's underpants in it?

Everyone takes a break from drama to go to Jenkinson's, a.k.a. the place that Snooki and Deena were supposed to go when Sitch sent them to Times Square. Since Sitch is weirdly missing from almost this entire episode, no such ridiculousness occurs, and everyone gets to the club unscathed. While the boys hit up a nearby batting cage, the girls hit up the bar for actual pitchers of drinks (each) and then assess the throbbing crowd of gorilla juiceheads populating Jenk's. The ladies quickly realize that all the guys at Jenk's are classic Monets. I believe the words she uses are "jacked" and "hideous."

JWOWW says beckoning a juicehead at Jenk's is like tapping on the glass at the aquarium next door. The moment the creatures come your way, it freaks you out. And with a fitting shot of an ugly-ass fish, we journey over to the aquarium, where Ronnie, Sammi, and Sammi's friend Drea meet a penguin. The penguin sitter asks the boys and girls what kind of animal a penguin is, and Sammi and Ronnie are shocked to find out that a penguin is a bird, not a mammal -- because there are so many mammals with beaks... American public education, folks!

Everyone heads back home to have a face mask slumber party with The Situation. Apparently the man loves his mask. Sitch puts a white clay mask on Snooki, and she claims that she looks like a "pale freak" like Vinny. Heh. She insists she doesn't want to look at any mirrors until the mask wears off, then parades in front of the rest of the roommates. Vinny says she looks like The Crow, but my money's on "squished Michael Myers." Pauly eventually comes up with the bright idea that Snooki, the darkest girl in the house, actually looks like a mime, and much fun is had with this panto act. Such commands are shouted as "Get in the box!" and "Pull the rope!" and "Jack me off!"