Meanwhile, Vinny gets out his finest faux bling crucifix in honor of Melissa, The Situation's sister (and Vinny's Jersey Shore hook-up), visiting the house. Even with all the jewelry, he's still giggling like a school girl when she takes the grand tour. Somebody has a crush!

Eventually, they all get ready for da club. Once there, everyone get his/her game on, including Vinny with Melissa. More worthwhile, however is the game of cat and mouse that The Situation is playing with a crimpy-haired dominatrix that Pauly quickly pegs for a shemale. All the housemates, save Sitch, explain it's a Miami rule that, if you have to take a minute to think about whether a hot chick might be a tranny, you're already done for. Cut to an interview with Sitch looking the most flummoxed I've ever seen him. He swears it was the first time, that he doesn't know what he was thinking, but that he's a trooper. He's The Situation!

While The Situation expands his horizons, JWOWW and Snooki talk smack about Sammi. A little bit later, Ronnie spots Sitch, Angelina, and Pauly, who has messed-up hair -- a sure sign he's drunk off his face -- heading into a cab. It's obviously been a slow night because, tranny-baiting aside, Pauly ends up making out with Angelina in the back of the cab. Sitch wonders where his sister's going to sleep, so Angelina smugly offers her bed since she'll obviously be sleeping in Pauly's. Just be prepared to wake up covered in shellac, girl. It's worth noting that Pauly and Sitch share a wide-eyed look at that possibility. Angelina doesn't seem to get that she's no better than the busty blonde from earlier in the episode. If she didn't happen to live in the house, any one of these guys would have a cab for her before she could say landmine.

The kids head back home, at which point Pauly is so inebriated that Vinny thinks he'd hook up with him. JWOWW calls her boyfriend and tells him how wrecked Pauly is. Out of nowhere, Angelina tells Ronnie and Sammi that JWOWW was talking shit about them. Of course they're ready to get pissy about anything JWOWW-related at the drop of a hat. But Vinny, who interviews that he usually keeps quiet, intercepts Angelina's chicanery to defend The WOWW. He heads back to JWOWW's room to tell her that Angelina is stirring up shit, so she walks out to wonder why a phone call with her boyfriend is even the topic of conversation. Angelina denies, denies, denies, then Sammi gets snotty, as usual, asking, "Who gives a fuck?"