Sitch takes Paula upstairs to get it in, leaving Vinny and Ronnie downstairs to polish off the bounty. Vinny explains that Ronnie has two laughs -- one that's soft like a little girl's and another that's "like a dolphin on steroids." Somehow, this is a positive to Vinny, who is glad to have single Ronnie back in the fold after all the bullshit he and Sammi have gone through.

The next day, Snooki uses a blanket as a poncho and walks her froggy slippers and her hung-over ass to work. She gets no sympathy from their boss Danny, especially when she asks him to funnel a beer with her at 10:30 in the morning. As Snooki gets caught making repeated attempts to sneak a beer out of the store refrigerator, Vinny interviews that her drinking is getting out of control. He says she's basically drunk starting at 11 a.m. every day. On one occasion, Snooki gets a sip in before Danny snatches her beer away. She says she'll do anything to get it back, even lick the carpet. "You don't think you have a problem?" he asks. "This is called rock bottom!" He may be laughing on the outside, but I suspect he's crying on the inside. Snooki then excuses herself to "get coffee" but instead goes to take shots at a nearby bar and nosh on some fried pickles. Danny finally comes to reclaim her from this mini-bender.

The minute her shift ends, Snooki takes the hot pink "SLUT" tank top she stole from the store and makes a beeline for the bar, where she teaches married, middle-aged tourists how to do body shots off of each other... and her. This is the point, Snooki later interviews, that things went fuzzy. A very hung-over Deena and JWOWW join the fracas and immediately notice that Snooki is bombed out of her mind. Perhaps it hit them when she fell off of a bike parked against a wall? They try to contain her, but she's fast and scrappy. She darts off for the beach, frantically asking people for directions as she passes, even though it's literally six inches away from her.

She finally makes it on to the sand, with JWOWW and Deena close behind. JWOWW says her main concern is getting Snooki off the beach before she gets in trouble. But alas, even The WOWW can't force fate's hand. Sometime between Snooki sprinting into the water and rolling around in the sand, a crowd gathers. There have to be at least 200 people watching and laughing at this mess. Soon enough, police officers come to break it up. JWOWW and Deena try to drag her off the beach, but she goes limp like a drunken, willful toddler. The po-po try to give Snooki the benefit of the doubt and escort her off the beach. At which point, she decides to get mouthy with them. They can't ignore public drunkenness anymore and put her in cuffs. And that was the day Snooki was officially declared a nuisance. JWOWW walks off in tears and goes home to call Snooki's dad and update the housemates. For her part, Snooki tells the cops, "You guys are no fun!"