Joan goes into another bathroom and asks the plumber, who's lying under the sink, how long before there's water. The plumber asks, "How long is it going to take you to get your driver's licence?" She understandably wants to know what that's got to do with anything. Plumber God sits up on his elbow and points out it's the fifth test she's scheduled: "And this will be the fifth time you cancel, and I want you not to do that." Joan: "I want to wash my hair!" Plumber God: "Well, I'm God! My needs come first. So take the test." Heh. Joan leans down and says, "You're in my house. You've never come to my house before." Well, except the time Cute Guy God was in her yard, and Postal Worker God came to the door, and then there were the radio and television announcers...but I suppose, strictly speaking, none of God's avatars have ever actually been inside the house. Plumber God says, "Of course I have!" Joan says she'll take the test, and wants to know how long before there's water. Plumber God says he's working on it. Just wondering: Would Plumber God have ass crackage?
In the bathroom, Luke studies his incredibly hairless face in the mirror, discouraged. He starts to brush his hair, and then decides to clean some hair out of the brush. Then he gets a bright idea, and decides to hold some of the loose hair up to his face to see what kind of mustache or beard it makes. Yecch. It's sort of funny, though, too. He knocks the brush into the wastebasket, and when he's fishing it out, he notices the pregnancy test box. He pulls it out and studies it for a moment, finally looking up at himself in the mirror with a confuzzled expression. He asks, "Uncle Luke?" Credits.













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