She walks down the hall, tossing her hair pissily as she pointedly ignores Cute Guy God. He starts to walk away as she turns the corner and runs into Goth "Rock Me" God. I think that's a new record for proximity of avatars, isn't it? Joan's caught slightly off guard and says, "I told you I didn't want to see you anymore." He walks behind her, saying, "I thought maybe you had changed your mind. It seemed like we really connected last time." Joan insists they didn't. Goth God: "So you didn't feel anything?" Joan "Why Did It Have To Be Me" Girardi stops: "Look, it's over, okay? You're just going to have to adjust to that. Call up a friend on the phone and bitch about me if you need to, but you have to find someone else." Goth God: "I just want " Joan holds up her hand and squeezes it quickly into a fist: "No! I don't want to hear it!" She takes off. Frink: "Dude, God's a stalker." Me: "I know! Where do you get a restraining order for God? I doubt even Gavin de Becker knows what to do about that." He tails her, advising her to just keep her eyes open. She wants to know what he means by that. She says they're already open. He continues, "I know how hard it is, being back, reconnecting. You have choices to make " Joan: "Well, I have free will, right?" He agrees. She says she's using it right now and takes off with a sternly dismissive hand gesture: "I choose a life without you!"













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