Joan's walking along the street when she hears Little Girl God calling her from behind a fence, where she's bouncing up and down on a trampoline. When Joan sees her, she shakes her head slightly and mutters, "Oh, God." Little Girl God: "That's right! It's me." Frink looks at his watch: "I think it's been at least five minutes since they used that joke." Joan heads for the yard and opens the huge gate. Little Girl God shows off a little by doing the splits while jumping. She's wearing a short little skirt, and, I believe, some bicycle-shorts-type thing under it. Joan asks her to cut to the chase: "What's going on? Because I don't want to go back to crazy camp." Still bouncing, Little Girl God replies, "A lot of things are going on: gravity, inertia, entropy, electrodynamics, strong force, weak force " Joan: "Oh, so we're being funny now, are we?" Little Girl God thought she'd be happy to see her friends. Joan: "Yes. Alive. That's how I like to see my friends." Little Girl God finally stops jumping and sits on the edge of the trampoline: "They were trying to illustrate a point. Matter is neither created nor destroyed." Joan says she gets that. Little Girl God: "I know you understand it, but you have to believe it, because it's going to be on the other test, which is unlike any test you've ever had." Joan asks for help studying, or an advance copy. Little Girl God: "Just start with the question." Joan: "What question?" Little Girl God: "The one you asked the first time you saw me. Think about it." She does a back flip and starts jumping again. Joan thinks: "'Why me?'" Jumping with her back to Joan, Little Girl God confirms, "That's the one."
Joan of Arcadia
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Joan of Arcadia