Joe Millionaire

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David and Linda continue walking. Linda laughs that she has to give David a hard time. Linda interviews that she didn't want to tell David that she knows he's been kissing other women, because he could do whatever he wanted to since he thought he would never see her again. Linda says that she heard rumors about the other women, but doesn't come right out and say what she heard. David interviews that if Linda knew he was going around kissing everyone, she might think David was "unsincere" [sic]. Linda says it must have been difficult while she was gone, and that David was trying to establish new relationships. David interviews that when you date fourteen girls, you're going to kiss. Sure! Just ask Bob. David interviews that they got to the Bridge of Sighs, and he knew he had to make a move. David leans in for a kiss, and Linda waits until he's right near her mouth and then pulls back. Whoa. That was harsh. David interviews that he thought it meant she didn't like him. David apologizes and Linda giggles. Linda interviews that she wanted David to know that it won't work if she's just "the next one in the row." So instead of explaining it to him, she just giggles like a fool. David says he doesn't want to make her feel odd, and suggests that they go. David interviews that he doesn't know what's going on. Linda kind of sucks.

Cat gets ready for her date. She interviews that she and David "fit together" and have the same feelings, and that it's different with her than it is with the other girls. Because she puts out. David greets Cat in the lobby. David interviews that Cat is amazing, and that they always grow closer. David takes Cat on a gondola ride. Cat asks when he brought Linda back. David says it was after Anique was eliminated, and then changes the subject. Cat interviews that David tried to say that bringing Linda back wasn't his decision, but Cat said that he didn't have to make excuses because she wasn't jealous. David opens some champagne. Cat interviews that she knows David much better than Linda does. Cat and David make a toast, of course. David interviews that Linda missed a lot, and that he can't just throw away what he and Cat have built. David explains that he bought Cat a present. It's a belt, made out of chain link. Cat says she likes it. David interviews that he loves giving the women gifts. David explains that the belt is real, but that he doesn't know what it's made of. David interviews that he bought a $1000 chain belt, which is a lot of money. But he doesn't want the women to like him for his money.

Joe Millionaire

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