Joe Millionaire

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Meanwhile, Paul pays Linda a visit. Paul says that David asked him to deliver some gifts. Linda opens the bags and pulls out two black purses. Linda interviews that she never got such a beautiful gift in his life. And then comes the only point in this episode where I laughed out loud. The note David put with the gifts reads, "Linda, Hope that you enjoy the purses! C-ya soon! [Heart] David." And he also dotted the "i" in "Linda" with a heart. Awesome! Linda interviews that David is a gentleman and wants to make her happy, which he did.

Cat and David are still on the gondola. Cat voice-overs that David put his hand on her knee, and that it felt nice to have "this kind of body contact." David interviews that he and Cat almost have a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship, and that he feels comfortable with her. He thinks she could make a guy happy forever. Didn't he say the same about Petra? Where in the hell is Petra, anyway? I don't think we've seen her since her date. Cat interviews that the chemistry is different now, because David was a stranger before and that she never expected him to be like this. David interviews that he doesn't know if it's love, but that it's something different. Cat voice-overs that she thinks it's possible to fall in love there. David says that Cat has made him nothing but happy. Cat interviews that David told her many times that he loves to spend time with her, and that she was glad to hear it. David helps Cat out of the gondola. Cat interviews that it's fun to be with David and talk. She adds that, after the date, they went up to his room. David interviews that Cat is "gorgeous, sexual, romantic, very, very loving," and that he thinks she would do anything for a guy. I think that's code for "She gave me a blowjob on our last date." David says that he has to go to the bathroom, and tells Cat to stay put. Cat interviews that she wants to be the last one there, and that she will do anything to stay. Cat sits on the bed and lights a cigarette and then follows David into the bathroom. Um, he's probably peeing! Ew!

Linda writes David a thank-you note for the purses. She interviews that she bought David a little ceramic angel, so she brought it for him. Linda interviews that David has helped her to show the love she has in her heart, and that she hopes he's being honest with her, and would tell her if he didn't want her to stay, or that she interfered with his relationship.

Joe Millionaire

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