David swears and swears and swears some more, and then starts crying.
Petra asks Cat if she has true feelings for David, and, if so, what kind.
David cries that he doesn't want to tell the women that he doesn't have any money. He sobs, "I'm broke, man! I mean, I have twenty bucks!" Hee. That doesn't even merit an exclamation point, because it wasn't that funny.
The women return to the villa. That night, they sit on the porch and wait. Cat interviews that David said he had the most fun on his dates with her, but that she knows he might be telling the same thing to the other girls. Petra interviews that David said she was his favorite, and that she believes it. Samantha walks out and says that David will present two of them with diamond bracelets, and that one will be eliminated. Samantha leaves. Linda voice-overs that she knows how Cat feels about David, but that she doesn't know how David feels about Cat. Cat voice-overs that she would never say she wouldn't be eliminated, because she's not sure. David voice-overs that it's a roller coaster of emotions.
The women line up. David and Paul walk out. David says that he realized a lot on his dates, and babbles about nature and how you can't buy its beauty. I don't think he even knows what he's talking about. David says that he hates this decision, and tells Paul to go ahead. After about ten minutes of filler, Paul calls Linda's name. David puts the bracelet on her wrist. Then there's ten more minutes of everyone looking pensive, and Paul calls Cat's name. Wow, what a surprise, especially since Petra was barely in this episode. David tells Petra that he had a wonderful time with her, and that she always cheered him up. He wishes he were more like her. They do the cheek-kiss thing, and David takes off.
Petra kisses the other women goodbye. Cat interviews that she feels better now that Petra is gone. Petra interviews that she was a little surprised, because she thought David knew her and Cat better than Linda. David sits with his head in his hand. Petra interviews that she learned to trust her instincts, and to be fair and honest. David voice-overs that he never knew he'd be this twisted inside, and now he doesn't know how to choose between Linda and Cat. Linda admires her bracelet and asks if they are real diamonds. Gold-digger!
Paul tells us that next week is the season finale! Yay! I didn't really hear anything he said after that.