David and Cat take a bubble bath together. In the opening shot, you can clearly see that Cat has a bikini on, so I assume that David has one on, too. (A bathing suit, not a bikini. Although it would be hilarious if David had a bikini on too. Again, just trying to amuse myself with my alternate-reality show.) They cuddle up in the tub. Cat interviews that they had a lot of fun in the tub. David and Cat start kissing. It seems like that would be very soapy, since the bubbles are all over their faces.

Instead of actually following up on a romantic situation, suddenly we're back at David's house. Paul welcomes David home, and says that he's arranged for David to go out to the ranch for a couple of days, "just [David] and Hurricane." Hurricane's like, "I'd rather hang out with one of the women! Get Cat out here! I love bubble baths! Neigh!" Paul says it will be a chance for David to "recharge [his] batteries." I'm not even going to touch that one.

David rides Hurricane through some woods. Hurricane! We've missed you, baby! David interviews that he's tired from his jet-setting lifestyle, and that he just wants to ride his horse. Hurricane is like, "I belong to no man! Neigh!" Paul voice-overs that David doesn't know that someone besides Hurricane will be waiting for him. I wonder who it could be?

Linda arrives at an airport. She voice-overs that, when she left the show, she had time to think about how she felt, and two hours before the flight, she realized that she wanted to tell him how he made her feel, and that he opened her heart, and that she hoped to go immediately from the airport to see him. Notice that throughout this interview, Linda never uses David's name. She could be talking about a boyfriend from home, as alleged by one of our forum posters.

David and Hurricane return to the house. David clicks his tongue, and Hurricane is like, "Don't rush me, bitch! Neigh!" Linda sneaks up behind them. David tells Hurricane that he doesn't want him to run off, and that he doesn't trust him yet. Hurricane is like, "Damn straight, I might run off. I'll run over to the villa where my bitches live!" David ties Hurricane to a tree and Hurricane is like, "Could you give me a minute to eat some grass! I'm starving!" As the camera follows Linda around, we get a shot of David's crotch, and it totally looks like he has a boner. I called my husband in for an emergency man consultation. He tried to make excuses for David in some sort of male solidarity, like, "Denim's a very stiff material and it could just be bunched up." After I protested, he said, "Maybe he just really likes his horse." That's what I'm saying.