Joe Millionaire

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Aquamarine Necklace And Diamond Bracelet

The women gather on the porch. Petra voice-overs that it will be hard for David to decide who will leave. She interviews that she believes in destiny, and that if it's her time to go, it's her time to go. Paul tells David that there's only one more elimination to go. Anique rubs her arms like she's cold, and Cat tells her to relax. Anique's not stressed. She's cold! That made no sense. Paul reads David's choices. David asks Paul what he thinks, and Paul says he thinks he can remember it. Anique tries to open another bottle of wine, and asks how to use the corkscrew. Cat asks if Anique is really a waitress. Anique says that they have different ones, and that she used to be a waitress, but that she's not now. David voice-overs that Petra has a great personality and could make a guy happy forever. David asks Paul if it's what he expected, and Paul only says that it's an interesting choice. The women hear a noise, and Petra jokes that it's Casper. I guess she means it's a ghost. Anique asks Cat how to say "ghost" in German. David voice-overs that Cat would be a great lover, and that he's comfortable with her. "Would be"? Like he doesn't already know. Anique says "the little mermaid" in Dutch, and then laughs that their language is so ugly. David voice-overs that a guy could want to spend his whole life with Anique, and that she's a mystery. Petra says that she likes all the expressions in Dutch. Cat says that they have just as many in English. David voice-overs that he thinks Cat likes him, but that she also might see him as a way out of Germany. The women toast, and then Petra says that Dutch girls are too hot to handle. Cat says that's nice, and Petra says that it's not nice. What? That made no sense. I don't know why I expect anything on this show to make sense anymore. Anique says she'd like some heat, and Petra tells her to ask David. They all laugh. Filler footage of David with each of the three women, and then footage of Linda's return. Good thing they flashed back to that, since it happened all of ten minutes ago. What is this, an episode for people who have short-term memory loss? We'll call it Joe Memento.

Samantha finally walks out on the porch and announces that David is going to eliminate one woman tonight. The remaining two will get an aquamarine necklace. That's all Samantha has to say. She is really useless. Anique doesn't know what aquamarine is, and Petra says she thought it had something to do with a boat. Everyone laughs.

Joe Millionaire

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