Joe Millionaire

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Kim: B+ | 383 USERS: C+
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The next morning, Sarah heads out onto the balcony in a robe. In an interview, Sarah says she's broken every rule she set for herself on the show. Evan asks Sarah if she's ready to go, and she says she still has to dry her hair, but they can say goodbye. In an interview, Evan says that he would rate Sarah's date a 9 on a romance level. In an interview, Sarah says she's used to the hotel and it feels like home. Wasn't she there barely twenty-four hours? Evan walks Sarah to the car and they kiss goodbye. As she heads for the plane, she voice-overs, "It really blew me away, and it takes a lot to blow me away." So...many...blowjob....jokes. Brain...cannot...compute. On the plane, Sarah says she could definitely get used to this and then they cut in a shot of the construction site and Bessie the Backhoe again to remind us of Evan's true love.

Evan voice-overs that after Sarah left, he was alone for the first time in weeks and he started feeling the weight of his decision. Evan sits on a bench and thinks real hard. I think smoke is coming out of his ears. And possibly his pants as well.

The three women sit in a...sitting room, I guess. Sarah bellows for Paul. He walks into the room and tells them that eliminations are the next day. They all thank him, and Melissa asks if he knows who will be eliminated. Paul asks if she knows and they all laugh. The women sit! And bells chime dramatically!

Joe Millionaire

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