Zora and Evan arrive at the hotel. In an interview, Zora says the hotel was nice and seemed cozy. Evan goes to her room to get her for dinner. She's wearing a strappy black top and skirt and heels with her hair up. He's wearing a green cotton sweater and khaki pants. Seriously. Didn't Paul help him pick out some appropriate outfits? In an interview, Evan says that he wanted their date to be special, but the first thing out of his mouth was, "Did you get that breast in Paris?" Way to step on the joke, editors. Because then we see Evan, at dinner, stammering, "Did you, uh, did you bring that breast, that uh dress with you, or...?" How much funnier would that have been if he hadn't told us he was about to say it? And then they could have replayed it a few times. Also, smooth move, Ex-Lax. And I can't believe he's still claiming to be a leg man. Zora laughs and asks if he wants to finish his sentence. Evan blushes. Zora says she's going to kick him under the table, and then pulls up her top and says that it's a skirt and a top. Her boobs really are being pushed up and over the top, though. Evan blushes some more. Zora asks if the food is salmon, and Evan says he thinks it is, as they both desperately try to change the subject. In an interview, Evan says that she laughed about it.
The waiter asks if they will be having dessert next to the pool. Evan says that they'll have it right there at the table. In an interview, Evan says that Zora didn't want to go to the pool, because she didn't want to wear a bathing suit. Evan tells her that if she doesn't want to go to the pool, they're not going. Zora utters my least favorite phrase ever, but especially coming from a woman: "I don't know. What do you want to do?" Have an opinion! In an interview, Zora says that she didn't want to wear a bathing suit, because she would be uncomfortable. Evan tells her not to let him force her into anything. Evan talks a lot about forcing his dates to do things. It's almost like he would enjoy seeing a woman be tied up and tickled. Maybe Sarah could help him out with that.













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