Joe Millionaire
Diamond Necklace

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Diamond Necklace

The waiter asks if they will be having dessert next to the pool. Evan says that they'll have it right there at the table. In an interview, Evan says that Zora didn't want to go to the pool, because she didn't want to wear a bathing suit. Evan tells her that if she doesn't want to go to the pool, they're not going. Zora utters my least favorite phrase ever, but especially coming from a woman: "I don't know. What do you want to do?" Have an opinion! In an interview, Zora says that she didn't want to wear a bathing suit, because she would be uncomfortable. Evan tells her not to let him force her into anything. Evan talks a lot about forcing his dates to do things. It's almost like he would enjoy seeing a woman be tied up and tickled. Maybe Sarah could help him out with that.

Cut to Zora and Evan walking out to the pool. Evan is wearing a robe, and Zora is wearing her pajamas, I think. She's wearing pink cotton shorts and a blue hoodie. What I don't get is, if she's so paranoid about how she looks in a bathing suit, why bring one? Or why bring a bikini? It seems kind of coy to be like, "Oh, no! I hate how I look in a bathing suit! Let me try it on for you and I'll show you what I mean. It's right here in my suitcase." In an interview, Evan says that Zora doesn't like the way she looks, and he's "dumbfounded by that." Well, he's dumb all right, but I don't know about the rest of it. Evan goes for a swim while Zora stands on the side wearing a robe. Evan voice-overs that Zora made the mistake of coming to the side of the pool. Evan and Zora do a little splashy splashy and then Evan kind of knocks her off-balance and she jumps in. He didn't really pull her in, though. Like two seconds later, the robe is totally off and she's swimming. Plus, she's underwater, so who cares? In an interview, Zora says that Evan got her to wear her bathing suit. Yeah, looked like she needed a lot of convincing there. They frolic in the pool a bit, and end up kind of hugging and floating. Evan voice-overs that when Zora lets her guard down, they have a good time together. They kiss right there in the pool. In an interview, Evan says that he finally got a kiss from Zora, and he thinks she was just waiting for the perfect moment. The background music sounds like a commercial for a new show on Lifetime. But because Zora is "the good girl," the editors don't imply that she had sex with Evan like they did with Melissa.

The next morning, Zora cavorts in the surf as she voice-overs that Evan is a great guy and very considerate, but that she doesn't know how he feels about her. Evan wakes up and joins Zora for breakfast outside. Evan asks what time Zora got up, and she says she got up at 5:00 AM and then went back to sleep and had a dream about him. This is clearly a rehash of an earlier conversation because he already knows something about the dream. Apparently, he was telling Zora that his name was John C-Something. In an interview, Evan says that Zora had a dream that he was two different people. Zora talks about her dream some more, and there really is nothing more boring than people talking about their dreams, is there? Even when they are dramatic psychic dreams. Evan looks like he's about to puke. He asks her if he said, "John Smith." So now he's on The Dead Zone? ["Shout-out!" -- Wing Chun] Zora says that wasn't it. In an interview, Evan says that every time he hangs out with Zora, she freaks him out in one way or another. Evan says he doesn't believe in that whole dream thing. See, I would have just told her that her dream clearly means that she thinks Evan isn't being honest about his feelings for her, or that he treats her differently in public than in private, or that she's concerned about death. Just make some shit up! No one knows what dreams mean, really. Evan nervously gulps down a glass of water like it's his job, clearly wishing it was something stronger. Zora asks if he's ready to go.

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