Joe Millionaire

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Kim: B- | 494 USERS: B-
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Evan and Paul wait in the ballroom. ["Evan also isn't wearing the same suit, shirt, or tie we saw him put on in the previous segment; that suit was black, with a white shirt and black tie, whereas now he's in a navy suit, a greyish shirt, and a kind of dark, purplish tie. Not that it matters; just saying. I think the black suit footage is from the night of the ball." -- Wing Chun] Evan paces around nervously. In an interview, Evan says that of all the girls, he thinks Zora gets him, and he thinks he really understands her. It would've been awesome if they juxtaposed that clip with a shot of Zora crawling out the bedroom window and running off into the woods. Evan paces some more. In an interview, Evan says that he really thinks Zora might shoot him down, if she even shows up. Evan paces. Paul sighs. Paul is holding a silver tray with a red box on it. Evan looks toward the doorway. We zoom in on the doorway. And then...nothing happens. We go back to Evan pacing some more. Evan has a lot of makeup on for this scene. Suddenly, there's a harp flourish and Zora walks through the door wearing a really ugly shiny blue dress. Seriously. It's like a bad prom dress from 1990. They're in France. They couldn't find a nicer dress for her? Also, her hair totally sucks. She set it on hot rollers and then it's half up and half down, and the bangs are just kind of sitting there on the side of her head like a curly bird's nest. Clearly, they have hair and makeup people there, because I doubt Evan put on his own makeup. They couldn't spare someone to give girlfriend a decent updo?

Joe Millionaire

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