Sarah primps for her meeting with Evan, and we get to see that same shot of her putting on lotion for the eight millionth time. If I had a dollar for every time I've seen Sarah rub lotion onto her arms, I would be a millionaire. Paul asks Sarah to come down to the salon, and they walk down together. They don't skip or hop. They walk. And I know this, because I saw it all. Also, as I mentioned last week when we saw this same footage, Sarah brings her coat and purse for no apparent reason. Zora didn't bring her coat. I don't know. Sarah does ditch the coat and purse before entering the salon, though. As always, Sarah really needs to lay off the eyebrow pencil. Evan walks in and sits down next to her. He asks if she's nervous. She says she can't tell if it's nerves or caffeine. Evan says that his is definitely nerves.
Evan settles in and says that there are two things he needs to get off his chest. Number one is I hate you and number two is you suck! That would have been awesome. But, as if he's going to be that direct. He begins by expressing his feelings for the times they've spent together: "They've been really, really neat." Okay, right when she heard the word "neat," Sarah had to know she didn't get picked. Because "neat" is the word you use to describe a night at your grandma's house playing cards or something. Evan brings up the tango dancing and the grape-picking, and says he felt a connection with Sarah early on. He appreciates her company, and he can't think of a time that they didn't enjoy each other's company, because it's all been wonderful. He says, "So what I'm going to say right now might come as a shock. I did not inherit $50 million dollars." Sarah's eyebrows shoot up and then she nods. So, you know, she can claim in all those interviews she's done that she knew all along because Evan kept screwing up, but she looked genuinely surprised when he said that, and then regained her composure. Also, interesting choice to have him tell her about the money first. I'm guessing the producers were hoping she would run out or do something to reveal that she was just in it for the money all along. Evan explains that he's a heavy equipment operator. Sarah has a tight grin on her face that looks really fake. Evan says that it wasn't difficult for him to hang out with the girls, but it was difficult for him to keep the story up.