Joe Millionaire

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Kim: C- | 534 USERS: C+
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The women all thank David for the afternoon. Yeah, thanks for making us shovel shit, asshole. Linda interviews that after they finished riding, they went down the hill to "a little tent area." Petra interviews that David showed them the camping site, where they could camp under the stars. David shows them how the outdoor shower works. Anique interviews that the tents seemed pretty comfortable. Lina says that Linda asked if there was an air conditioner. Given the heat wave in Europe this summer, I don't think that was such a crazy question. Paul is standing around in a safari outfit, like, "Livingston, I presume?" I don't like Paul in a different outfit. It's bad. David announces that they have a cooler full of beer, and the women are way more excited about that than they have been about anything else in this episode so far. They rush the cooler with a cheer. David voice-overs that he's finally going to spend the whole night with these girls. I'm sure something will happen. If by "something," you mean, "my falling asleep."

Wow, that show Skin looks really good. I'm sure it will be a blockbuster in the ratings.

A chef grills up some steaks (which look really fatty) and corn on the cob. The women dance around. Olinda interviews that David invited them to "a real proper American barbecue." I guess. I'm sure it's a regional thing, but when I think of barbecue, I think of smoked meat, like pork or beef, served with barbecue sauce. Steaks or burgers are a picnic, or just grilling. I hope none of the women is a vegetarian. There's a band consisting of an acoustic guitar player, and electric guitar player, and a fiddler. David interviews that it was great to show the women the food and music with which he grew up. Linda interviews, "There was a band playing music. David seemed to like it." Hee! The unspoken item being that she thought the music sucked. David talks to Linda and asks what she thinks about camping. Linda says she used to go camping with her parents when she was a kid, and that camping is very popular in the Czech Republic. Giada interviews that David is paying attention to Linda. David and Linda laugh together while the other women just stand around and stare at each other.

Joe Millionaire

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