The women sit in lawn chairs and watch the sunset. David voice-overs that after swimming, there was only time to ask a few of the girls to go for a sunset ride. David rides up to the women, who immediately get up to pet Hurricane. Lina asks if David is jealous that Hurricane gets all the attention. Hurricane is like, "Yeah, bitches. Pet me! Love me! Neigh! Have you ever heard about Catherine the Great?" David jokes that Hurricane steals all of his girlfriends. David interviews that the girls are falling for his horse, so maybe they are falling for him, too. I'm not sure exactly how that works. David asks Kristyna if she wants to go for a ride, and she accepts. David interviews that Kristyna jumped right up there and didn't hesitate. They ride off. Kristyna interviews that there was a beautiful view, and that she liked getting to know David better. David voice-overs that he asked Cat next. Cat has the longest legs I've ever seen. Cat gets up on the horse. David asks if she's having fun. She is. Cat says she's never gone for a sunset ride. David interviews that Cat is "a classy girl, and great-looking." She is really hot. I think she would be my pick, if I were male. Or gay. Cat interviews that she loves horseback riding, and that it was a normal situation. David asks Linda last, and she accepts. Giada interviews that she was jealous when David asked Linda to go. Why wasn't she jealous when he asked Kristyna or Cat? David interviews that Linda seems "honest" and "pure" and "a really good person." Is it wrong that it creeps me out that he calls her "pure" like that's a good thing? Linda interviews that she thinks David is a good person, and "extremely sensitive." She's sure that "when he falls in love, he gives all his heart to the girl." Linda wants the horse to go faster, so David obliges. Linda voice-overs that she doesn't think there are many men like David in the world. Thank God! The music is very "'80s love song" here. Linda voice-overs that she knows there is something between them, and that she's scared of it. That was funny, given that David is sitting behind her on the horse. I bet there's something between them, although I don't know that she should be scared.
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