The women prepare to leave. Alison asks Paul if he's giving her "the old heave-ho" and she takes his arm. The other women say goodbye. Alison walks out and gets in a car. Maybe she's coming to my house for our slumber party. (I'm starting to creep myself out with this.) In an interview, Alison says that Evan asked how she felt about this situation, and she wishes she could take back her response. Alison packs her things and voice-overs that she's going into "romantic detox."

The remaining four women stay on the boat. In an interview, Mojo says that they are all starting to build relationships with Evan. Zora voice-overs that they're all more interested in Evan than they're willing to say. In an interview, Melissa says that some of the women (Mojo) try to do things to make sure they get to the next round (blowjobs). In an interview, Mojo says she wants to stay, but that the next round will be even more difficult. Luckily, she can delve into her arsenal of assy accessories (assessories?) to win her man!

Paul sits by the fireplace and says that it's a pity because he liked Alison. Me too! But I'm glad she lost. Paul says that Evan might look back and think that Alison was the one that got away, and Paul warned him that "a faint heart never won a fair maiden." Paul says that next week, Evan will move into the chateau for some "late-night rendezvous" in the hot tub. Is it hot in the hot tub?

Next week: The competition gets fierce. Sarah has a fabulous date with Evan. Someone is drunk. Evan? Evan kisses some of them. Evan thinks someone is an opportunist and says he has no chemistry with someone. And then he gives out ruby necklaces. Whoo!