At dinner, Evan ham-handedly asks if the women are still open to guys, regardless of their occupation or income. He tries to pretend he's just making conversation, but he's such a terrible actor that it's so obvious he has an ulterior motive. Sarah says that she won't compromise on honesty, and won't date someone who's dishonest. That's funny, because I always wished I could marry a compulsive liar. Then she totally backtracks and says it's okay if the person lies once or twice for good reason. Wuh? In an interview, Evan says it makes him feel uncomfortable to think about how angry the women will be when they find out he's been lying, but he knows he put himself in that position. Evan says good night to the women and leaves. In an interview, Melissa says that this isn't a normal dating scenario, because "there is a whole lot of pride, rejection, and competition." Jeez, that sounds like the dating scene to me. Our last shot of the scene is Evan lying on his bed in a pair of jeans and then reaching out with his foot to turn off the light. And who says you can't learn class?
The next evening, Paul helps Evan prepare for a date with Mojo. In an interview, Evan says that he was out of his element in Paris. This statement is followed by a close-up of Evan zipping up his fly. What are we supposed to gather from that? Evan's element normally includes leaving his fly down? He feels more in his element when he doesn't have to wear pants? I don't know. Paul says that he told Mojo to dress chic with high heels, so it'll be interesting to see what she comes up with. It sure will. In an interview, Evan says that in his real life, he doesn't go to fancy restaurants and nightclubs, so it feels odd. Paul snarks, "We'll see how she defines 'chic.'" Paul has so got Mojo's number.
Back in the women's room, Mojo shows off the black dress she has chosen to wear. In an interview, Melissa says that Mojo is "different" and "the oddball out of the entire group." Mojo says that her dress has a deep neckline. She's currently wearing jeans and a midriff-baring shirt, like, does she have any tops that cover her belly button? That's so trashy. In an interview, Melissa says that Evan's picks were interesting because Mojo is so different from the rest of them, and that she was "shocked to shit" by the choice. I think I would like Melissa if she swore more often. Mojo fastens a necklace as we see that she's wearing a black dress and showing a lot of cleavage. Sarah voice-overs that Mojo is "kind of naïve." Then comes the best line so far from Mojo: "I could prolly still wear my hat." Oh, no. After all the hijinks with the blue faux fur hat last week, she is not going to bust out another one. In an interview, Sarah says that Mojo is kind of innocent about the world. The other women are all, "What hat?" and probably thinking, "Fucking Mojo and her fucking hats." In fact, there's a shot of my best friend Alison with her head in her hands, looking like she'd rather slit her wrists than help Mojo pick out a hat for the evening. In an interview, Mojo says that she's "an accessory queen" because "you can take a plain shirt and make it completely different by [sic] a pair of sunglasses." I'm surprised Vogue hasn't snapped her right up yet to be a stylist.













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