In an interview, Melissa says that Paris is the most romantic city on Earth, and that Evan's job is to win her over because she's a good woman. If she's such a good woman, why is she going on a reality show to find a husband? Just asking. Evan and Melissa get into a limo to start their date. Melissa asks if they are going to the Eiffel Tower. Evan says he can't tell, and Melissa calls him "the secret keeper." In an interview, Evan says that his heart stopped and he wondered what she would think if she knew his real secret. In an interview, Melissa says that Evan wouldn't tell her anything, and she loves that because she loves surprises. The way she said, "lllllloooove that" sounded like that Molly Shannon character from SNL that goes, "I lllooove it, I lloooove it!" Melissa and Evan walk on the street in the rain, and he asks if she sees anything that interests her. She points to the Eiffel Tower in the distance, like, what is the obsession with the Eiffel Tower. I'd much rather go to Notre Dame or the Louvre or something, because once you've seen the Eiffel Tower from a distance, do you really need to go to it? ["As I suggested to my sister, Melissa was probably all excited about the Eiffel Tower because she didn't know any other Paris landmarks offhand." -- Wing Chun] Evan says they're going to the Eiffel Tower. In an interview, Melissa says she told Evan earlier that she wanted to go there and it was a "straight-up fairy tale." Oh, that's the first FTC in a few weeks. Of course, it came from Melissa. Evan says that the structure is massive. In an interview, Evan says that Melissa's excitement got him excited, too. Melissa is psyched about the private elevator to the top. They reach the top and walk out to the viewing deck. Melissa voice-overs that it's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. She tells Evan that she has tears in her eyes. Or her face could just be wet because it's pouring rain and windy. In an interview, Evan says the place was empty and he knew Melissa thought he rented the place out, but really there was no one else there because the weather was so crappy. That's hilarious. In an interview, Melissa says that Evan was constantly watching her to see her reaction, and that made it more special. Evan and Melissa head back down. In an interview, Melissa says there is romance, and she felt it. Cut to a shot of her hugging Evan and putting her hands inside his shirt. Hee! The romance is under Evan's sweater!
Episode Report CardKim: B+ | 356 USERS: C+
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