Evan and Mojo arrive at the Moulin Rouge. In an interview, Evan says that dinner might have been a disaster, but seeing how wide-eyed Mojo was at Moulin Rouge was great. In an interview, Mojo says they got superstar treatment and that people were taking pictures of them. They were probably like, "Take a picture of that asshole in the fucking hat! Ha ha ha!" In an interview, Evan says that people thought they were famous. Gee, that couldn't have anything to do with the camera crew following you around, could it? Don't make it out like they're dazzled by Mojo's fashion sense. Or lack thereof. In an interview, Mojo says they didn't have to wait in line and that they walked in like they "owned the show." In an interview, Evan says that even though it was all prearranged, he was overwhelmed by how it went down, and it made him "feel like a millionaire for about a minute." In an interview, Mojo says she enjoyed it. Mojo and Evan sit in the front row while the people in the fancy costumes dance. In an interview, Evan says that Mojo was sitting close in front of him and every time he went to talk to her, she whapped him in the face with her hat. Hee! He wanted to throw her hat away. I wish he had. That would have been awesome. Especially if he called her an asshole first. In an interview, Mojo says they both enjoyed the entertainment, as we see a woman dancing topless. Well, I think we know why Evan was enjoying it, knowing how he feels about women falling out of their clothes. Mojo says she hopes Evan keeps her around for another date, and we watch them get in the car and head home.
In an interview, Melissa says that Paris is the most romantic city on Earth, and that Evan's job is to win her over because she's a good woman. If she's such a good woman, why is she going on a reality show to find a husband? Just asking. Evan and Melissa get into a limo to start their date. Melissa asks if they are going to the Eiffel Tower. Evan says he can't tell, and Melissa calls him "the secret keeper." In an interview, Evan says that his heart stopped and he wondered what she would think if she knew his real secret. In an interview, Melissa says that Evan wouldn't tell her anything, and she loves that because she loves surprises. The way she said, "lllllloooove that" sounded like that Molly Shannon character from SNL that goes, "I lllooove it, I lloooove it!" Melissa and Evan walk on the street in the rain, and he asks if she sees anything that interests her. She points to the Eiffel Tower in the distance, like, what is the obsession with the Eiffel Tower. I'd much rather go to Notre Dame or the Louvre or something, because once you've seen the Eiffel Tower from a distance, do you really need to go to it? ["As I suggested to my sister, Melissa was probably all excited about the Eiffel Tower because she didn't know any other Paris landmarks offhand." -- Wing Chun] Evan says they're going to the Eiffel Tower. In an interview, Melissa says she told Evan earlier that she wanted to go there and it was a "straight-up fairy tale." Oh, that's the first FTC in a few weeks. Of course, it came from Melissa. Evan says that the structure is massive. In an interview, Evan says that Melissa's excitement got him excited, too. Melissa is psyched about the private elevator to the top. They reach the top and walk out to the viewing deck. Melissa voice-overs that it's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. She tells Evan that she has tears in her eyes. Or her face could just be wet because it's pouring rain and windy. In an interview, Evan says the place was empty and he knew Melissa thought he rented the place out, but really there was no one else there because the weather was so crappy. That's hilarious. In an interview, Melissa says that Evan was constantly watching her to see her reaction, and that made it more special. Evan and Melissa head back down. In an interview, Melissa says there is romance, and she felt it. Cut to a shot of her hugging Evan and putting her hands inside his shirt. Hee! The romance is under Evan's sweater!