Zora lies on her bed. Paul knocks on the door and asks if she's ready, and tells her to head downstairs in about ten minutes. Zora sits. And thinks. And sits. In an interview, Zora says she hasn't been sleeping well because it's a stressful situation. In an interview, Sarah has way overdone it with the eyebrow pencil as she says that it's getting down to the wire. Sarah primps in front of the mirror.
Sarah and Zora walk outside. What in the hell is Sarah wearing? It's like a metallic gold sleeveless turtleneck sweater. For someone whose boobs are not the perkiest, girlfriend wears a lot of turtlenecks. They are not helping the situation at all. Zora looks better, wearing a fitted denim buttondown shirt. They sit at a table. What are they doing? They're just sitting there. Looking around. Playing with their hair. Well, this is fascinating. Suddenly, Alex walks out the front door into the sunlight, and promptly melts. Or bursts into flame. Well, that's what I thought would happen. Miraculously, she survives the daylight. They are really stretching this out, because we saw every second of Zora and Sarah walking to the table, and now we are seeing every second of Alex walking to the table, like, we get it! They have legs, and their legs work, and they walk. Just show them walking out the door and then arriving at the table and I don't think there will be many viewers out there going, "But how did they get from Point A to Point B?" This episode is padded like a training bra at a junior high dance.
Alex finally reaches the table (by using her legs) and tells Zora and Sarah that the time has come for Evan to make his last decision. The next day, Evan will announce his choice. In this segment, Alex is wearing a pink buttondown shirt with a mauve sweater vest over it, and between the fashion and her '80s hair, she looks like Courteney Cox when she was on Family Ties. More footage of Sarah and Zora looking around. Alex announces that Evan will present one of them with a ring. Zora and Sarah look shocked, like, who couldn't have guessed that the final piece of jewelry would be a ring? Alex stumbles over her words as she explains that in order to make his decision, Evan wants to spend some more time alone with each of them. Alex stiffly wishes them good luck, and turns and walks back into the chateau. And we see the whole walk. Sarah and Zora get up and walk into the chateau, and we see every minute of that too, including several seconds' worth of Zora swinging her hair like Jan Brady. In an interview, Sarah says that things are getting more intense, and seriously, she is turning into Joan Crawford with the eyebrows.













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