Joe Millionaire

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Kim: F | 536 USERS: B-
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Remember Zora and Evan's date in Paris? They went to dinner in a quiet bistro. Zora was uptight. This was back when Evan actually used to dress up once in a while. Evan complained about how much the other women told him, and that Zora clammed up. Zora and Evan sat and listened to classical music by the river. They tried to make it out like Zora was crying, but I think she just had something in her eye.

Mastercheese Theatre. Paul says that Paris was not great for Zora, but that Sarah seemingly found her way into Evan's heart. Paul thought that Zora was on the way out, but that he's learned that these things are unpredictable. The bumper promises rising tensions between the two women, and then Evan promises that someone is going to get hurt. Hey, they already showed that clip once in this episode. Flashbacks to previous episodes are bad enough, but repeating the same clip within the episode? That's just wrong.

Mastercheese Theatre. Okay, I'm over Paul. Too much Paul! He says that he doesn't envy Evan, because Evan has to make a hard decision and then admit the truth. Less talk, more action!

Evan and Sarah's walk continues. Evan says that his time with Sarah has been excellent, and that he wanted to forget about their surroundings and spend time together. Sarah agrees that the opportunity to do that doesn't come up. The editors messily patch in an audio track of Evan talking about his second individual date with Sarah to make us think that they are actually discussing it.

Remember when Sarah and Evan went on a bike ride together? Two weeks ago? And they got wasted during the wine tasting? Sarah brought up the money issue, and Evan dodged the issue by kissing her. The editors bring back the looping machine to make it look like they made out for hours and hours. Back in the woods, Sarah brings up the time they ran around in the woods. I can't watch this footage now, ever since someone on the forums brought up the fact that Sarah's moaning and groaning could have been taken from any number of times that she made those orgasmic noises. So now I feel like the slurping and gulping were audio tracks from dinner or something that were looped in.

Evan and Zora stumble around some more. Evan is, like, twenty feet in front of her. Does Zora have polio? Why is she walking without bending her knees and swinging her hair? Evan asks if she has any questions. Zora says that she doesn't want to pressure him. Evan realizes that she's not being honest, and they laugh.

Joe Millionaire

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