Remember when Evan and Zora went on a picnic and Zora turned into Snow White and all of the animals of the forest showed up via cheap stock footage? And Evan laughed in slow motion? Those were the days, man. And then they went into the hot tub even though I thought Zora didn't want to wear a bathing suit on camera. And then all the other women joined them and Sarah's nipples were totally on the sides of her breasts, which scared me. And then Zora left the hot tub.

Mastercheese Theatre. Paul says he doesn't know how he would have handled the hot-tub dilemma, but he thinks if he were in the hot tub, there wouldn't have been any dilemma. What does that even mean? He's gay? He would have just done it with all of the girls? He wouldn't have let the other girls join them? ["That if he had been in the hot tub, the women wouldn't have been, because they're not interested in him?" -- Wing Chun] I don't get it. The bumper to commercial promises that Evan will choose, because time has run out. Evan says a-freaking-gain that this is a difficult decision and then we hear the quote a-freaking-gain about how Evan thought he would have his mind made up at this point. Sigh.

Mastercheese Theatre. Shut up, Paul. Paul says that he hopes that the final moments with the women will help Evan sort things out. Why? Does he have a difficult decision to make?

Just how long are these walks anyway? Like ten miles? Zora asks Evan if the trips were better than he expected. Evan and Zora agree that they were unforgettable. Let's reminisce about Zora's plane ride and the rainbow she saw. Evan says they're in Corsica.

Sarah and Evan finally return to the chateau. Sarah wants to know some of the things on which Evan will be basing his decision. Evan says he's basing it on how the dates went, and reveals that one of his favorites was his date with Sarah in Nice. Oh, the one where she ridiculed him for not knowing about Parisienne gnocchi?

Remember when Evan asked Zora about her breasts? No? You don't remember? Even thought it just happened last week? Also, remember when Sarah acted sophisticated and Evan gaped like a deaf mute? Oh, wait. That happened every week. Remember when Evan and Zora went swimming? Let's watch ten fucking minutes of footage of them frolicking in the pool. You'd think they'd show more footage of the stuff that happened weeks ago and trust that we remember what just happened. Sigh. Evan and Zora kiss as cheesy music plays in the background. Remember when Evan gave Sarah a kiss goodnight and then she showed up at his door ten minutes later to look at the moon? And then they pretty much did it under a blanket? I think this episode was made for the dude from Memento.