David and Paul walk back to the porch. Paul carries the tray with the necklaces. The women are lined up in two semicircles facing each other. David announces that it was nice to meet them all. He doesn't want the women eliminated to take this to heart, because they are all amazing, so he hopes that there are no hard feelings. My saving grace for this show with their two episodes per week will be the sheer amount of commercial breaks.
Paul starts announcing the women's names. The first to receive a necklace is Karolina. She turns around, and David fastens the necklace. David voice-overs that she is "classy" and "really sweet." Next up is Alessia. She struts up and then goes down to her knees and genuflects in front of David. He says that he couldn't get rid of her, and everyone laughs. David voice-overs that he liked how Alessia acted, and that he thought she was full of energy and very wild. Paul calls out Lina's name. Wow, I thought she was a total bitch. I can't believe he picked her. David voice-overs that Lina was pretty, and joked around a lot. She did? Paul calls Kristyna's name. She makes a lot of gestures like, "Me?" David voice-overs that she is "beautiful, and exotic, and just out of this world." Really? I think she looks like every third girl in the mall. The next one called is Tereza and her ill-fitting dress. David voice-overs that she was "soft-hearted," and that he liked that she was the first girl who said thank you. I think it's cold out on the porch, because a lot of the women have their arms crossed, but the editors try to make it out like they are bitchy. But only a few names have been called, so why would they already be bitching it up? Wow, I just noticed that Giada has a leopard-print dress on. Has she had that on all night?













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