Joe Millionaire

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Pearl and Sapphire Necklaces, Again

Paul calls Olinda's name. She says she's happy now. David teases her about her nerves, and she promises to calm down. David voice-overs that Olinda seems "uppity." She does? Olinda gives David a kiss on the cheek. Paul calls Anique next. She grins widely. David voice-overs that Anique is "absolutely beautiful," and that he needs to figure out her personality a little bit. Cat's name is the next one called. Johanna stands there with total bitchface. Awesome. David says that Cat is pretty, and that they made good eye contact when they danced. Paul calls Giada's name next, but he mispronounces it, so she corrects him. David voice-overs that Giada is quiet, and beautiful. She thanks David very sincerely. Johanna still looks pissed. Paul calls Linda's name. David says he's very attracted to her, and that she seems classy and great-looking. One necklace remains. Johanna's bitchface gets even bitchier.

Paul calls the final name, and it's Petra. Johanna gives more bitchface, but I think we saw this bitchface before. Hey, are the editors recycling bitchface? Because I am all for that. David voice-overs that he thought Petra was nice and honest, so he's looking forward to hanging out with her. Well, don't gush. David says that it was a hard decision, that he enjoyed meeting all the women, and that he doesn't want them to feel down. Yassamin tells David that it's fine. He shakes her hand and kisses her cheek, and then does the same with Jerusha and Johanna. David says that it's late, and that Paul can help them with anything they need. Alessia calls out, "Good night to you, and to your horse." Or "whores." It's still funny.

The women all hug the three big losers: Jerusha, Johanna, and Yassamin. David and Paul retreat to the study, and David says that he felt so bad eliminating the women. If he feels bad about that, how's he going to feel when he has to tell them it's all a lie? David says that Lina had a cocky vibe when he gave her the necklace, and that he kind of wishes he had made a different choice. The women all hug goodbye. Paul returns and asks the losers to follow him so that they can go to their rooms to pack.

David interviews that Johanna acted "almost too good," and that he thought she would look down on him. Johanna interviews that she couldn't imagine sitting on a ranch surrounded by cows, because that's not her. At least she's honest. Yassamin throws her things in her suitcase. Yassamin interviews that she had a feeling when she first heard about the elimination that she would be going, but that she's not that upset. Jerusha interviews that some things are meant to be, and some aren't. I totally called her elimination, by the way. The non-loser women sit around and look glum while wearing their necklaces. Petra interviews that she is glad to stay with the group, but sad that some girls had to leave. No mention of David. Alessia interviews that she wants to thank David for being funny, sweet, and shy. Tereza interviews that she thought she might be going because "[she] was cursing, [she] was drinking vodka, and [she] didn't wear any underwear." Rock on, Tereza. Although I think this interview was done at the end of the next episode, but it was still funny.

Joe Millionaire

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