The women go swimming. Anique interviews that the previous day was stressful, but today, they got to go to the pool and just relax. Paul comes out. Linda guesses that something is going to happen now. Paul greets the women and says that David has decided to take them on group dates over the next three days. Heh. "David has decided." Nice one. Paul says that the first group will be Kristyna, Olinda, and Giada to go to Montecatini Alto. Giada interviews that she was screaming because she was so happy. The three daters head back to the house to get ready. Olinda says that David needs to impress her by telling dirty jokes and drinking wine. As they walk into the house, Kristyna covers her ass with her towel, because her bathing suit bottom is up her butt. Olinda, the classy one, just picks her wedge in full view.
David relaxes before his date by taking Hurricane out. Hurricane is like, "What, no date for me? I would like to go to Montecatini Alto. I would like to hear dirty jokes." David interviews that he's looking forward to visiting with the girls, and that they will see a different type of guy. David informs us that he's not a European type of guy. In fact, he's a cowboy. Really? I never would have guessed from the Bonanza-style credits and the cowboy hat. Hurricane sneezes and David says, "Bless you." I have to mention the greatest idea ever. One of our forum posters, sunmayde, said that next time they show Hurricane, they should play "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions. If anyone involved with the show is reading this, you must do that. It's not like the Scorpions don't need the money, so I'm sure the song rights would be cheap. Or they could even have the song, but played on an accordion or other Italian-type instrument. Please!
Olinda puts on some perfume while primping for the date. She interviews that she doesn't have "an evil master plan" to get David. I think I would like her better if she did. Olinda adds that she doesn't chase guys, because guys chase her. Giada says that she knows she will be nervous and shy, and "it will be difficult to take out the words." A car arrives and whisks the women away.
The women arrive in Montecatini Alto. David waits for them, and we learn that this is the Pottery Date. As each woman exits the car, David greets them and proclaims that it's "perfect." There's a part of me that wants to count how many times per episode David says "perfect," but then there's a part of me that feels like it would just be too much work. David interviews that he was distracted when he greeted the women, because he was thinking about his lie. Giada is wearing a white top and skirt. Olinda is wearing a yellow tank top, camouflage pants, and a black studded belt. Kristyna is wearing a blouse that slides off one shoulder, a denim skirt, and a red belt.













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