Tereza tells Paul that the women were all so crazy, and David seemed so calm and shy, so she thinks that they will eat him up. Paul warns them never to underestimate a cowboy. David takes Hurricane's saddle off, and Hurricane is like, "Whew! That thing was killing me. Could you not buckle it so tight next time? I kind of overdid it with the hay last night. Also, neigh." David says that the women are in for a big surprise, because they think all that stuff belongs to him. Wait, so he's not really a millionaire? And the women don't know? You'd think they would have mentioned that before! I feel so abused.
Two hours before the ball. One woman straightens her hair with a blow dryer. Someone uses an eyeshadow brush to dab something on Alessia's forehead. What in the hell was going on there? It was too small a brush to be bronzer or something, not that she needs it. Was it concealer? Or were they putting eyeshadow on her forehead? Mystery. The women run around, getting ready. Karolina uses tweezers to pluck her eyelashes. The hell? Who plucks their eyelashes? European women are weird. Karolina interviews that David invited them for a ball. Some random woman (not one of the contestants) puts a ton of eyeshadow on Linda. Who is that makeup woman? They get makeup artists? Linda interviews that she's looking forward to wearing a beautiful dress. Then she might want to change, because the one she has on is fugly. Petra interviews that she's looking forward to the ball tonight, because it's sort of "a fairy tale." No! No more "fairy tale" talk! We had enough of that last season.













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