Joe Millionaire

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Kim: C | 457 USERS: C+
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Pearl and Sapphire Necklaces, Again

The next morning, the women get up. Olinda wonders which bikini she should wear. She bends over to look in her suitcase, and her ass is totally falling out of her shorts. The women hang out in and around the pool. Isn't that a Yes song? Samantha joins the women. Olinda is wearing a bandanna on her head. That's all I have to say about that. Samantha says that she wanted to let them know that there will be an elimination that night. Karolina interviews that they knew there would be an elimination that night. Samantha says that Paul will fetch them when it's time, and she leaves. Karolina interviews that she thinks she gets to stay. Giada asks whether Samantha said how many people would be eliminated. Giada is kind of annoying. She's like that person in your class who would constantly ask you questions about an upcoming test, when she was sitting right there when the teacher explained it, and thus you both have exactly the same amount of information. And yet, she persists on asking if it will be multiple choice, and what chapters it covers, and other freaking-outedness. Giada interviews that she would like to stay and know more about David. Lina interviews that after meeting David, she would be really sad to leave. Insert opposite of exclamation point here.

Olinda rips on Samantha a little bit. Olinda interviews that she hopes everyone stays except Cat. I have no idea why they hate each other. Cat interviews that she doesn't know who will be eliminated, and that it could be Olinda, because she's crazy and always talks about sex. Olinda interviews that Cat is not David's type, because she's fake. Olinda asked Cat if she had a boob job, and Cat denied it, but Olinda's not buying it. I don't know. They could be natural. Olinda says that Cat is not shy; she's just a bitch. Petra interviews that Cat might be eliminated because she doesn't like being the only German girl left. I don't think the women get to decide who gets eliminated. Does David care that Cat is the only German girl left?

Paul approaches the women at dinner and asks them to accompany him to the porch. Okay, he calls it the loggia, but whatever. Petra interviews that when Paul arrived, the women were both nervous and excited. The women walk out on the porch. Olinda interviews that she is ready to pack her bags at any time, and that some girls were more nervous than others about leaving. Anique says they don't know how many people will be eliminated.

Samantha walks out onto the porch. The women groan in disappointment, and Samantha comments on their reaction. Samantha announces that two women will be eliminated. Olinda nods knowingly. Samantha says that each of the women who gets to stay will get a sapphire necklace. And she says "journey," but I'm ignoring that word. Samantha says she'll go get David. Oh, the tension! The suspense! The amazing amount of not caring at all that I am experiencing right now!

Joe Millionaire

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