The next pair arrives. We have Katie, a thirty-year-old physician and Heidi, a twenty-four-year-old banking officer. Okay, seriously? With the ages? Does Heidi really think that anyone buys that she's twenty-four? She's thirty-seven if she's a day, and she could even be older. In an interview, Heidi says that of course she wants to marry a man with money, and she always thought she'd be married by the time she was twenty-three. So now, fifteen years later, she's doing something about it. Heidi kind of looks like Tonya from Real World Chicago. In an interview, Katie says that she needs someone who's ambitious, and she expects her husband to make a certain amount of money. Okay, "a certain amount"? Because Evan does make a certain amount. It's just not a large amount. And dude, she's a doctor? Why does she need a rich husband?
The next pair is Andrea, 24, a PC specialist, and Gretchen, 29, an account manager. In an interview, Gretchen says that with most of her boyfriends, she ended up paying for everything, so she wouldn't mind finding a rich man. Gretchen kind of looks like the love child of Ellen DeGeneres and Polly Draper. She's also wearing this necklace with a large rectangle hanging from it, and the rectangle looks like it's made of tinfoil. Gretchen says that in her apartment, there are roaches and no heat, so this chateau is like heaven.
The first groups of women enter. Paul welcomes them, and they are led to their rooms. I notice that Heidi is totally wearing a see-through black shirt with a black bra underneath. I know that's what I usually wear for a day trip through the French countryside. Dayana has on a corset-style top and low-riders, so that she has back fat hanging over the top of her butt. That's a sexy look. Someone asks if the painting on the wall is Evan's family crest, and someone else points out a painting that might be of Evan -- it's some seventeenth-century dude with the high collar and the robe, and he's all, "What is up with the back fat, bizzotch?"













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