Erica spots Evan and his horse. Evan voice-overs that he was nervous riding up on the horse and his heart was racing. Evan calls out to the women, and they respond. In an interview, Evan says that when he saw the women, he was trying to zero in on each one to see if they were going to like him for himself and not his money. How can he tell this from looking at them? What kind of signals does a non-gold-digger give off? Does she wear a burlap sack? Evan gets off the horse and says, "Sorry about the horse. He was white, but he hasn't had a bath today." If I somehow found myself on this show as one of the women, at that point I would have raised my hand and said, "Check, please!" Because -- really. That is the lamest joke ever. The women laugh, of course. Evan asks some general questions and continues to stand like a hundred feet away from the women.
In an interview, Dana (who looks like Avery from Felicity, so I already don't like her) says that Evan is "so handsome" and then giggles. In an interview, MoJo (and I still don't approve of the nickname, but it's shorter to type and I'm already on page ten) says that Evan is a hottie. In an interview, Mandy says that Evan is "a very big guy" with "big eyes and flowing hair." He's six foot five, according to the media I've seen. Heidi says that she thought of "Gaston, from the fairy tale," which makes seven for the fairy tale count (FTC). Evan voice-overs that the first thing that caught his eye was a girl wearing a cowboy hat, and he admits that she might have worn it for that very purpose. I think the cowboy hat girl is fucking MoJo, but I'm not sure. She's also wearing this fugly red shirt with a ruffle. Why not just carry a sign that says, "Notice me! I'll do anything!" Evan says that he hopes they are having fun, and he'll see them tonight. He goes to get back on the horse and misses or something. Hee! The girls totally laugh at him. Evan voice-overs that his chin hit the saddle. In an interview, Jen says that it was cute when Evan fell. Of course it was. In an interview, Amanda says that Evan handled himself very well, and was very smooth, but not too smooth.
Evan rides off on the horse. Evan voice-overs, "As I rode off, I realize that I had just started the biggest lie of my life." The music gets all dramatic. After Evan leaves, the women gossip and giggle about how cute he was. Dana is psyched that Evan is tall, because she's tall too. Heidi says that Evan had good teeth. What is she, buying a horse? In an interview, Heidi (the Tonya look-alike who talks out of the side of her mouth) says that since Evan inherited the money, he probably doesn't know what to do with it, and she's a banker, so she can help. Gretchen says she liked Evan's messy hair. In an interview, Andrea says she's never dated someone that made a lot of money. Again, he doesn't so much make a lot of money as have a lot of money. Well, he actually doesn't do either, but let's not go into that rabbit hole right now. Andrea has way overplucked eyebrows.