Zora and Evan arrive at a clearing where there is a small gazebo with a picnic set up. Zora says that this must be their destination, and she's getting "that perma-grin again." In an interview, Evan says that her perma-grin could just be from the horseback riding and the nature, and have nothing to do with him. They unpack the picnic basket, and Evan pops the cork on yet another bottle of champagne, like, can he go on a date at any time of day without drinking alcohol? In an interview, Evan says that Zora was really at ease, and that it was the "perfect situation." Zora pets the horse. In an interview, Evan says that he likes being around Zora, and that "she's so good and so decent and sometimes it's like being in a Disney movie." Some fairy-tale-type music comes up in the background as we see Zora with the horses and Evan laughing. Just as I was thinking that they should totally have put in some animated birds landing on Zora's shoulders, the editors cut in some stock footage of deer, rabbits, and a bird. Awesome! Zora laughs and Evan laughs. Zora says that working with the elderly has prepared her for people spitting up on her. What? Nice date conversation. Then the editors cut in a raccoon and a bird. Zora says she feels guilty that the other girls aren't there to enjoy it. Evan tells her not to feel guilty.
Back at the chateau, Melissa and Sarah sit in a bed. Melissa tries to sing "Lady Marmalade" and fails miserably. Melissa says she wants to move to L.A. and "get some chump to pay for [her]." Sarah agrees. Mojo is digging around in the closet, and asks if they want to see her dress. Melissa tells Mojo to try on all of her clothes for them. Mojo says she wants to see them in her fucking hat, and she tosses it onto the bed. It's the hat she wore to the Moulin Rouge. As soon as she walks back into the closet, Sarah and Melissa look at each other and burst out laughing. See, now I feel bad for making fun of Mojo when the other girls are being bitchy to her. Not that bad. But a little bad.
Meanwhile, Evan helps Zora onto her horse. The editors cut in stock footage of some rabbits and a woodchuck. A woodchuck? The category must be "Animals That Kim Has Swerved to Avoid on the Roadways, Nearly Wrecking Her Car in the Process." Zora and Evan ride through the woods. They really do look like a Ralph Lauren catalog together. As darkness falls, Evan voice-overs that he knew the other girls were out for the night, so he thought he'd take the opportunity to "get more intimate." That really is Evan's favorite euphemism for "get it on," isn't it? He invites Zora to jump in the hot tub with him. She heads upstairs to change. Evan walks into some other room and takes his shirt off. The car with the other women in it pulls up to the chateau. Where the hell did they go? Evan hears something and walks into the hallway. Melissa, Sarah, and Mojo walk into the foyer and wonder where everyone is. They walk up the stairs and find Evan, shirtless, standing there. One of the women asks what in the hell is going on and we go to commercial.













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