When we return, Mojo voice-overs that they found Evan half-naked. Evan responds, "The hot tub is hot." Yes. That's why they don't call it the lukewarm tub. Or the cold tub. One of the women says, "Meet you in there," and they all take off. They walk by Zora's room, and she opens the door a tiny, tiny crack to ask if any of the women has a tank top she could borrow. In an interview, Mojo says that they knew either something just ended that was really heavy, or something was about to happen. Yes, so why don't you Nosy Parkers go on back to your room and make fun of Mojo's hats some more? No one has a tank top for Zora. In an interview, Mojo says that Evan and Zora looked very guilty. I don't think they looked guilty so much as trying not to be rude while also not inviting you three along on the rest of their date. Zora and Evan stand there uncomfortably while the other women agree to join them. In an interview, Mojo says it's their competitiveness coming out. Melissa totally has bitchface as she looks at them. Cut to Melissa and Mojo primping in the bathroom. Mojo says she's going to change suits. Melissa says she's going to shave her bikini line. Okay, if I were going on national television, I would wax, but regardless, that is information about Melissa's pubic area I didn't need to know. In fact, any information about Melissa's pubic area is information I do not need to know. And a less sensitive gal than me would probably make a joke about how the hair on Melissa's head is really curly but I'll let you draw your own conclusions on that one.
Episode Report CardKim: A+ | 336 USERS: C+
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