Zora and Evan sink into the hot tub. Zora is totally chomping on her gum, which makes her look trashy. The other women are still getting ready. Evan and Zora chat. The other women head down and spy on them, and Sarah decides that they need to get going. They walk out to the hot tub as bullfighter music plays. See, if they had followed my advice earlier about the whole Rocky thing, they could continue the theme here by having a bell ding and then an announcer saying "Let's get ready to rumble!" Except that's copyrighted, so they'd have to use some other phrase. And then with each catty remark that the women made to each other (because you know there were many), they could cut in a sound effect of a punch landing or something. There are a lot of possibilities. But we're stuck with the Casio keyboard version of toreador music.
Melissa slowly gets into the hot tub, followed by Mojo and Sarah. And my God. Sarah's boobs are just spilling right out of her top. I can't believe her nipples are covered, because I just saw so much boob. She must be using that body tape that the celebrities use for award shows. Or her nipples are on the sides of her breasts. Either way, yikes. And I can't even talk about what Mojo is wearing except to say that it's like a regular bikini bottom with another mesh bikini bottom over the top and I don't understand it and I don't want to. In an interview, Evan says he couldn't believe his luck. The editors show shots of Melissa, Mojo, and Sarah licking their lips and looking sexy, and then cut to a shot of Zora biting her nails and looking nervous. Evan lays back and takes it all in. In an interview, Mojo assholes, "Evan with his shirt off? Mmm. Hubba hubba." Who says that? No one but Mojo would say that. In an interview, Zora says that some of the girls were a little bit too flirtatious. They're all drinking alcohol, which I hear is a really bad idea in a hot tub. In an interview, Melissa says that there is a competition and some women are trying to do things to make sure that they get to the next round. Cut to Melissa leaning forward and totally showing Evan her cleavage. Cut to Sarah doing some sort of dance move that makes her boobs pop out even more. Zora just sits back and drinks water.
Evan says he'll be right back and tells them not to go anywhere, and then dunks his head under the water. Zora gets out of the tub and leaves. I seriously doubt that all happened at the same time, and that Zora just got up and left without saying anything. Whatever. Maybe she had a headache or something. In an interview, Evan says that the other girls crashed his date with Zora, and he thinks that bothered her, but that he was having too good a time to leave. Melissa yells to ask Evan who is the luckiest guy in France. Zora walks into the chateau. In an interview, Sarah says that when you feel like you are getting played against, you feel the fight-or-flight instinct, and know that you have to step up and compete or just let the chips fall. Zora goes to bed while the other women hang out with Evan in the hot tub. Evan sits there with a smug look on his face. From certain angles, he kind of looks like a frog. If I were Zora, I would tell Evan to fuck right off for ignoring me on our date, and then I would hook up with Paul instead.













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