In an interview, Evan says that the puzzle was kind of unusual because it was a picture of Mojo. Oh, no it wasn't. Evan tries to put the jigsaw puzzle together, and Mojo has to help him. He gets to the last piece, and can't even figure out how to put it in. He is as dumb as a box of hair. He finishes it to reveal a photo of Mojo in crop top and shorts, and then printed across it is, "I choose you." The only way it could be better is if Mojo were wearing a hat in the picture. No, the only way it could really be better were if Mojo were wearing an engineer's cap and it said, "I Choo-choo-choose you." That would have been awesome. In an interview, Evan says that no girl had ever given him anything like that before, and he guesses it was pretty sweet. He gives her a quick, entirely unromantic kiss. Then I guess there's more to the poem, because Mojo tells Evan to read "at least the last part." In an interview, Mojo says that everyone is "longing and hoping that they'll find their one," and Evan could be the one for her. Mojo reads: "Longing deep down inside that you are the one. Now don't get me wrong, I don't know you just yet. But who is to say, if we only just met?" Evan grabs the poem out of her hands so he doesn't have to hear anymore and kisses her. Mojo tries to protest, but then just kisses him back. Hee! He totally kissed her to get her to stop reading the fucking poem. Also, I told you the poem would rhyme. They mack for a while. In an interview, Mojo says that Evan is "so charming." I almost feel bad for her and her sad little poem and her puzzle. Except then I think about how the puzzle had a picture of her on it and I just laugh and laugh.
Episode Report CardKim: A+ | 336 USERS: C+
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