Sarah and Melissa smoke and backstab. Sarah notes that Mojo is coming out of her shell. She was in a shell? When? Melissa says that Mojo is "a little slut." Whatever, boob shirt. Melissa continues, "I'm not saying I'm better than Mojo. I'm saying we are not on the same element. We're in two different elements, and if he's in that element, than he's not in mine." Yes, Mojo might be in the element that knows the difference between "mercenary" and "missionary." Sarah agrees. Melissa says that she can deal that Evan drinks beer and goes to Hooters, because she can change that. Sarah laughs and laughs. Those two kind of suck.
In an interview, Evan says that Mojo showed him family pictures, which was nice, but then she showed him a check she had written to herself for a million dollars. Mojo points it out to him and just as I'm thinking that she totally ripped that idea off from Jim Carrey, Mojo mentions that story about him. Well, at least she knows it wasn't original. ["Except didn't she say she copied it from Drew Carey?" -- Wing Chun] Evan says it's something to shoot for, and that he can probably write that check. See, all Mojo had to say here was that she wanted to be able to write it with her own money, not her husband's, and all would have been redeemed. Maybe she did say that and they edited it out. Wait, am I rooting for Mojo? And if I'm rooting for her, doesn't that mean I don't want her to win? It's like the sky is green all of a sudden. Next thing you know, I'm going to go out and buy a matching hat and sweater set. Mojo continues looking at the pictures. In an interview, Evan says that the check freaked him out a little, but he likes that Mojo is a woman who knows what she wants. Evan sits back and sighs, and Mojo tells him that if he's tired, they can end the date. Evan and Mojo walk upstairs. I notice that, true to form, Evan is carrying a bottle of beer. In an interview, Mojo says that now she knows Evan isn't a bad kisser, so it could only get better. Mojo and Evan walk into a room together and shut the door. Are we supposed to think they are doing it or what?