Paul calls the first name, and it's Sarah. In an interview, Evan says that he and Sarah "really bonded." Yeah, we heard. Literally. As Evan fastens her necklace, he calls Sarah "rebel." Ooh, what rebels. If there were actual rebels, they would have taken their microphones off. The next name that Paul calls is Zora's. Evan voice-overs that Zora wasn't trying to be someone she wasn't, but that she's still having a hard time opening up to him. He concludes that he wants her to be able to trust him. Why, so he can then break her trust when he admits that he was lying the whole time? As he fastens her necklace, Evan asks Zora if she unpacked yet, and she says no. I really dislike this new trend of Evan having to make a personal "witty" remark to each woman as he fastens the necklace. As we wait for the next name, Melissa winks at Mojo. Melissa licks her lips. Mojo licks her lips. We head to commercial.
When we return, I notice how ugly Melissa's shirt is. It's like a purple velvet material and I don't know what kind of bra she's wearing with it, but she's kind of got rocket boob. Those suckers are pointing straight up, ready for liftoff. One necklace left. Evan says to Mojo, "I'm glad I met you. I really am." What in the hell was that about? Was that edited out of context, and he really said it after the next name was called? Because if not, way to give it away. With all the suspense totally ruined, Paul calls Melissa's name. Sarah mouths something to Mojo, who winks and says it's okay. What is with the excessive winking this week? As Evan fastens the necklace, he asks Melissa if she could fix him a salad. Wah wah wah. Evan voice-overs that Melissa has a great sense of humor and that they always have fun together, plus she's sexy. Is she? I don't get that.
Evan tells Mojo that her gift was wonderful and that he appreciates it. Awkward pause. Evan says he'll leave now and that he'll see the others soon. He and Paul walk out. Sarah says she hates this part, even though she said earlier that she couldn't wait to see Mojo leave. Mojo says it's fine, because there are a million other men out there. Zora says that it's still painful and uncomfortable. Mojo says she can handle it and she wiggles her eyebrows a few times. Paul returns and tells Mojo that she needs to pack. In an interview, Mojo says she thought she would definitely go to the next round, but maybe Evan likes high-maintenance women (shot of Melissa) or drama (shot of Sarah). Mojo wonders, "Maybe I didn't talk enough." I can definitely say that wasn't the problem. Mojo begins to pack her many, many hats as she voice-overs that she has "true deep love waiting inside her" for the right man. In an interview, Mojo says she thought she and Evan were clicking on their dates, she doesn't know what happened, and she'd like Evan to tell her. I'll tell you, Mojo. You're kind of an asshole. A well-intentioned asshole, but an asshole nonetheless. Paul knocks on the door to tell Mojo it's time to go. In an interview, Evan says that Mojo is beautiful, but that it seems like she would go for a guy with money rather than a guy without. In an interview, Mojo denies that she's a gold-digger, and says that she truly liked Evan. Then, just to add insult to injury, they repeat that clip of Mojo saying, "I've came so far to make my dream come true." Bye, Mojo! I'm weirdly going to really miss you and your ruffled shirts and your glitter eye shadow and your stupid name. And most of all your hats. Oh, your hats. As Mojo pulls away in the car, she voice-overs, "His loss." No, Mojo. It's the viewers' loss.