Sarah is still lamenting to the other women how awful the whole thing is. Now that Mojo has left the room, I keep waiting for Sarah to talk about what an asshole she was, but either she didn't or they edited it out. Wait, this is Fox. Like they would have edited out the shit-talking. Melissa examines her ruby and grins. Paul opens some champagne and the women toast their luck. In an interview, Evan says that he thinks he picked a group of girls who are in it for more than money. Melissa and Sarah discuss how the jewel is set in white gold, and how big it is. Heh. Sarah says that Evan is obviously attracted to them, since he chose them. Sarah lists off, "Pearl, sapphire, emerald, ruby. What could possibly be next?"

Mastercheese Theatre. Paul says that he still didn't get a necklace, but he did swipe Mojo's puzzle. Awesome. I hope he sells that on eBay. Paul says that, next week, Evan will take the women to the French Riviera via private jet, and that Heidi would have loved it. Seriously, I've so forgotten about Heidi that it took me a minute to figure out whom he was talking about.

Next week: Massages. Limos. Private jets. Champagne. Caviar. Sluttiness. Kisses. Evan has a breakdown and admits that he's really a zombie that eats brains.