Evan and Sarah ride their bikes in the moonlight back to the chateau. In an interview, Evan says that between the kissing and the drinking, they wanted to get close, so they headed for the front lawn. Sarah and Evan try to sneak away from the cameras, without much luck at first. Of course, they totally forget that even if the camera can't see them, their microphones are still on. Amateurs. In an interview, Sarah says they thought it was now or never. Evan and Sarah continue to walk through the grounds, talking about how the camera crews are totally on to them. In an interview, Evan says that the deeper they got into the woods, the more exciting it got. In an interview, Sarah says they decided to ditch the camera crew. The captioner is reduced to writing things like, "Shhh!" and "He he," which should technically probably be "Hee hee!" but you get the point. Evan and Sarah have completely disappeared from camera range by now.
In an interview, Evan says he realized that he and Sarah were finally alone, and that's when "everything kind of kicked into a different gear and it started to get a little more intimate." Oh, but don't you worry! The classy people at Fox wouldn't deprive you of this aural experience. We get to hear Evan and Sarah making out, and see their sounds written on the screen. All your favorites are here, such as, "Mwah" and "Mmm." Meanwhile, Zora is washing out a piece of clothing in the sink. What? What in the hell does that have to do with anything? Is Sarah not supposed to kiss Evan because poor Zora's clothes are dirty? I don't get it. Sarah suggests that they lie down, and then the sounds turn to things like "Slurp" and "Gulp" and I don't even want to know what that last noise was supposed to imply but I think I'm going to throw up. I feel like oral sex was just implied, but I don't know who was supposed to be the giver and who was supposed to be the receiver, and frankly, I don't need or want to know and oh, dear. But seriously. "Gulp"?













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