In an interview, Evan says that the puzzle was kind of unusual because it was a picture of Mojo. Oh, no it wasn't. Evan tries to put the jigsaw puzzle together, and Mojo has to help him. He gets to the last piece, and can't even figure out how to put it in. He is as dumb as a box of hair. He finishes it to reveal a photo of Mojo in crop top and shorts, and then printed across it is, "I choose you." The only way it could be better is if Mojo were wearing a hat in the picture. No, the only way it could really be better were if Mojo were wearing an engineer's cap and it said, "I Choo-choo-choose you." That would have been awesome. In an interview, Evan says that no girl had ever given him anything like that before, and he guesses it was pretty sweet. He gives her a quick, entirely unromantic kiss. Then I guess there's more to the poem, because Mojo tells Evan to read "at least the last part." In an interview, Mojo says that everyone is "longing and hoping that they'll find their one," and Evan could be the one for her. Mojo reads: "Longing deep down inside that you are the one. Now don't get me wrong, I don't know you just yet. But who is to say, if we only just met?" Evan grabs the poem out of her hands so he doesn't have to hear anymore and kisses her. Mojo tries to protest, but then just kisses him back. Hee! He totally kissed her to get her to stop reading the fucking poem. Also, I told you the poem would rhyme. They mack for a while. In an interview, Mojo says that Evan is "so charming." I almost feel bad for her and her sad little poem and her puzzle. Except then I think about how the puzzle had a picture of her on it and I just laugh and laugh.
Sarah and Melissa smoke and backstab. Sarah notes that Mojo is coming out of her shell. She was in a shell? When? Melissa says that Mojo is "a little slut." Whatever, boob shirt. Melissa continues, "I'm not saying I'm better than Mojo. I'm saying we are not on the same element. We're in two different elements, and if he's in that element, than he's not in mine." Yes, Mojo might be in the element that knows the difference between "mercenary" and "missionary." Sarah agrees. Melissa says that she can deal that Evan drinks beer and goes to Hooters, because she can change that. Sarah laughs and laughs. Those two kind of suck.
In an interview, Evan says that Mojo showed him family pictures, which was nice, but then she showed him a check she had written to herself for a million dollars. Mojo points it out to him and just as I'm thinking that she totally ripped that idea off from Jim Carrey, Mojo mentions that story about him. Well, at least she knows it wasn't original. ["Except didn't she say she copied it from Drew Carey?" -- Wing Chun] Evan says it's something to shoot for, and that he can probably write that check. See, all Mojo had to say here was that she wanted to be able to write it with her own money, not her husband's, and all would have been redeemed. Maybe she did say that and they edited it out. Wait, am I rooting for Mojo? And if I'm rooting for her, doesn't that mean I don't want her to win? It's like the sky is green all of a sudden. Next thing you know, I'm going to go out and buy a matching hat and sweater set. Mojo continues looking at the pictures. In an interview, Evan says that the check freaked him out a little, but he likes that Mojo is a woman who knows what she wants. Evan sits back and sighs, and Mojo tells him that if he's tired, they can end the date. Evan and Mojo walk upstairs. I notice that, true to form, Evan is carrying a bottle of beer. In an interview, Mojo says that now she knows Evan isn't a bad kisser, so it could only get better. Mojo and Evan walk into a room together and shut the door. Are we supposed to think they are doing it or what?
The next morning, Zora tells Mojo that this could be their last day there. In an interview, Mojo says that it's like your best friend is also your biggest competitor. Sarah tells Melissa that she'll definitely cry if she's eliminated. Zora puts on some sunglasses and jokes that she's going to wear them to the ceremony in case she starts to cry. Don't go giving Mojo any ideas. In an interview, Sarah says it's awkward because one of the women is going to leave. Yes, we all know how the show works. Can we move on? Sarah tells Melissa, "I hope Mojo goes next. I can't wait to see that [bleep] go down." Whoa. Where did that come from? Now I really want Sarah to win. And by "win," I really mean "lose." And by "lose," I mean "end up married to Evan." Evan and Paul walk outside and discuss the women. In an interview, Paul says that Evan was using him as a sounding board to figure out which woman to eliminate next. Zora says it's getting difficult and Melissa says it's a high-pressure situation.