The women enter the sitting room for the ceremony. Alex floats in wearing another of her ruffled skirt/jacket with peplum/ribbon at throat combos. She looks like a crow. I really, really need to know what her deal is. Please, if anyone who is reading this knows the truth, email me. Please. I'm begging you. It's killing me. As usual, Alex's speech is done almost entirely in voice-over so we don't know what she actually said at the time. Alex announces that three of the women will get a ruby necklace and "remain in this fairy tale," and one woman will be sent home. God, the editing in these ceremonies is so bad. They totally throw in reaction shots out of context. In an interview, Mojo says it's hard to sit in that room and wait to possibly be rejected. Melissa sings, "Another one bites the dust!" In an interview, Mojo says if she had to make a prediction, the only one she's heard had a bad date was Melissa.
Evan and Paul enter the room. In an interview, Evan says he tossed and turned a lot, because he's got to make a decision. Evan greets them and says, "Here we are." Yes, there they are. They are there. Get on with it. Evan says that he's had a great week and had fun on the dates, but one of them doesn't seem to be on his wavelength, so he hopes that person leaves understanding what happened and has a positive experience. What is he even talking about? I don't think he knows. He should just admit that he's picking the girl with the smallest boobs to leave.
Paul calls the first name, and it's Sarah. In an interview, Evan says that he and Sarah "really bonded." Yeah, we heard. Literally. As Evan fastens her necklace, he calls Sarah "rebel." Ooh, what rebels. If there were actual rebels, they would have taken their microphones off. The next name that Paul calls is Zora's. Evan voice-overs that Zora wasn't trying to be someone she wasn't, but that she's still having a hard time opening up to him. He concludes that he wants her to be able to trust him. Why, so he can then break her trust when he admits that he was lying the whole time? As he fastens her necklace, Evan asks Zora if she unpacked yet, and she says no. I really dislike this new trend of Evan having to make a personal "witty" remark to each woman as he fastens the necklace. As we wait for the next name, Melissa winks at Mojo. Melissa licks her lips. Mojo licks her lips. We head to commercial.
When we return, I notice how ugly Melissa's shirt is. It's like a purple velvet material and I don't know what kind of bra she's wearing with it, but she's kind of got rocket boob. Those suckers are pointing straight up, ready for liftoff. One necklace left. Evan says to Mojo, "I'm glad I met you. I really am." What in the hell was that about? Was that edited out of context, and he really said it after the next name was called? Because if not, way to give it away. With all the suspense totally ruined, Paul calls Melissa's name. Sarah mouths something to Mojo, who winks and says it's okay. What is with the excessive winking this week? As Evan fastens the necklace, he asks Melissa if she could fix him a salad. Wah wah wah. Evan voice-overs that Melissa has a great sense of humor and that they always have fun together, plus she's sexy. Is she? I don't get that.