Mastercheese Theatre. Paul says that he still didn't get a necklace, but he did swipe Mojo's puzzle. Awesome. I hope he sells that on eBay. Paul says that, next week, Evan will take the women to the French Riviera via private jet, and that Heidi would have loved it. Seriously, I've so forgotten about Heidi that it took me a minute to figure out whom he was talking about.
Next week: Massages. Limos. Private jets. Champagne. Caviar. Sluttiness. Kisses. Evan has a breakdown and admits that he's really a zombie that eats brains.