Evan voice-overs that Zora seemed to be having a really great time. Zora shovels some hay and voice-overs that "it was what it was." Alison swears and then laughs after stepping on a piece of poop. Evan tells Heidi and Dayana that they are on deck. Wait, I think Evan was actually just helping out! He was dumping a wheelbarrow or something. In an interview, Evan says that he felt like Heidi and Dayana were wondering why they were there, because it was "about as romantic as an iodine enema." The fuck? Where did that come from? What a strange analogy. And yet teeming with meaning at the same time. In an interview, Dayana says that she's a princess, and that her mother and father both call her their little princess. Is that something to be proud of? I would be pissed if someone called me a little princess. Dayana says that she needs perfume, and Heidi asks her not to put any on. Hey, Heidi was doing work, too. Still haven't seen Dayana do a damn thing. Zora gets a little overzealous with the pitchfork and hits the wall. Alison says she's scared of Zora with the pitchfork. Evan actually has to go in and tell Zora that she can stop now.
The crap-shoveling is over, and now each woman gets to choose a horse. Zora feeds her horse some hay. In an interview, Evan says that the horses they were given "looked like they were on their last leg." Hey, that's just the kind of horse I would want. At least it's not going to buck you off or take off running unexpectedly. They each mount a horse. Heidi complains that she doesn't know what she's doing because she's never ridden a horse. Wait, didn't she say earlier that she's ridden two horses and been bucked both times? Dayana prepares to mount her horse, and we see that she's wearing boots with the highest, spikiest heels ever. Those things have seriously got to be five inches high. She tries to hike herself up on her horse and, in the process, her low rider jeans shift down and show a large amount of ass crack. Now that's just unattractive. First the back fat, and now the ass crack? I am not at all saying that Dayana is overweight, because she's not. She just wears clothing that isn't appropriate for her figure or the situation. In an interview, Evan talks about Dayana's shoes, saying that they were like weapons and he felt bad for the horse.
Evan and the women ride their horses single file down a path. Evan asks if everyone is doing okay. What is that, like his pat date question? In an interview, Dayana says that she had a lot of fun riding the horses. She did? She looks terrified. Evan asks how she's doing, and she says she's doing well. In an interview, Dayana says, "I'm pretty good at horseback-riding." Cut to Dayana on her horse, nearly falling off. Heh. The horse completely stops, and Evan suggests that Dayana give the horse a kick. Then she drops the reins and asks for help. Evan gets off his horse and leads it back to Dayana to help.













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