As the women wait, Evan voice-overs that he'll always wonder what would have happened if he got to know each girl a little better. In an interview, Evan says that he's going to do the best he can with his gut feeling and the instructions given to him by the producers. Okay, I might have added that last part. Evan announces that it's time, and that he got no sleep last night because of his difficult decisions. After some bullshit about how great everyone is, he finally asks Paul to do the honors.
Paul calls out the first name: Zora. In an interview, Evan says, "So far, there's nothing about Zora that I don't like. She's gorgeous. Great personality. She doesn't complain." So in other words, she could be a mannequin, and I'm not talking about the kind played by Kim Cattrall. Zora sits down and Heidi examines her necklace. Paul calls out the second name: Alison. Yay! I don't want her to win, but I'm glad she's sticking around. In an interview, Evan says, "Alison seems very smart and sophisticated. I don't think she's into me for my money, but I also don't think she's into me. But I'm up for it, you know? I'm up for a challenge. She's got the personality that I really like. Really feisty, got the red hair, got the red pants, she's red hot, she's on fire." I couldn't make that shit up. He's impressed by her red pants? And I love how he keeps talking about how great each woman's personality is, like he has any idea. He's spoken to each of them for about ten minutes total. I wish he would just come right out and say something like, "Alison has got an ass like Britney Spears." After Alison gets her necklace, Heidi examines it, like it's any different from Zora's. Next thing you know, Heidi will bite it to check if it's real.
Three necklaces left. Paul calls out the next name: Melissa. In an interview, Evan says that he had a blast with Melissa, and that she's "a great girl." He thinks she was a good sport in the rain because she kept smiling. And whining. How did he miss that part? I think she only whined while he was helping Dana. Paul adds that Melissa is witty and spunky and he thought she had some potential. Potential what? To be lied to? As Evan fastens the necklace on Melissa, she winks at someone off-camera. Who in hell is she winking at? Two necklaces left. The camera goes from woman to woman. In an interview, Sarah says that it's Murphy's Law that the girl with the boyfriend will get picked. Oh, dear God. They just did a close-up on Mojo's eyes and she has more glitter on there than you'd find at the bottom of a twelve-year-old girl's school locker.